What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:56

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Moonraker
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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